While digging through the old posts here in the Kingsbury Run, I discovered this little gem that somehow didn't get published when it was written on January 4, 2010. So prepare yourselves, my Dearies, for a trip back in time with in the mind of your Narrator
(imagine the image swirling and tripping music playing. that is the official sign that time travel is happening)
I have another unofficial New Years Resolution. I will no longer tolerate a Piddly-Pooper. Too many times lately I have been the victim of a PP'er and I've had it.
You may be asking yourself just what is a Piddly-Pooper and how do I spot one. Well, it's simply. They are sort of like a procrastinator, but more immediate. I'll give you some examples: It is the guy in line ahead of you at McDonald's that is looking at the menu board like he's never seen it before. It's Mac-Fuckin-Donald's, everyone knows what they have. Just order the Fillet O Fish and get out of the way. It's the car in front of you on the highway doing 50 in a 70 zone. It's the lady at the bank that wants to stand and talk to the teller about her kids while you are trying to make a quick deposit on your lunch break. These are all Piddly-Poopin people. They share two basic traits: slowness and being in the way.
So beware Piddly-Poopers of the world. Woe be unto those who wander into my path and stand in between me and my goals. If they are lucky I'll just bypass them and go on my way. But some will not be lucky and shall taste my wrath. And Cousin, my wrath tastes pretty damn foul.
But you, My Tender Lumplings, my beautiful, infallible children of the Cat's Eye, never fear. We'll be fine. Until we meet again...
So, here we are in the now and nothing really has changed. I still hate them. I still want to beat them. But I don't. Cause you can't. Which is really sad.
Until next time...
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