My dog doesn't like to do her "business" in the rain. It's not that she minds getting wet. No, she would stand there in the rain and get soaked to the bone and not flinch. There is something else going on. When it is raining, even just a light sprinkle, she will just stand there and stare off into the distance. She is mesmerized by the sound or something. I just don't get it. You can lead her to her favorite spot in the yard and she still will not pee. We always end up coming back in the house soaked having not done anything. If it rains for several days in a row, she will hold it. It's truly infuriating and amazing at the same time.
It's basic biology. You have to do that stuff. Regardless of being a dog, human, or three toed sloth, you have to do what you have to do. It's what makes us all equal. Movie star, dope, astronaut, Pope. Christian, Jew, Taoist, it doesn't matter. Everybody has to drop trou every now and then.
Except my dog. She's some kind of super being. All Hail Piper!
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